What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

It smells like carrots over here!

 

Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they'll never meet.

 

Why is grass so dangerous?

Because it's full of blades!

 

How do you stay warm in any room?
Sit in the corner, where it's always 90 degrees.

 

Why wasn’t the cactus invited to hang out with the mushrooms?

He wasn’t a fungi.